Disorderedly disciplined...

...I don't know if my title is grammatically correct, however, I chose to write it that way as it drives the point. The city I live in, Chennai in India, is possibly one of the best Metro's in the country. It has a cultural rooting, sober as opposed to Mumbai/Delhi/Bangalore. Let me put this straight, I love this city, and can't think of another place to settle down and grow a family.

What irked me to write this entry, is the disorderly way of running things everyday in Chennai, and the immaculate discipline in the way they do the mess. A signage in Thiruvanmiyur signal clearly says "No free left turn" (from LB road to ECR), and yet there're people who slowly make the turn, like a snail, and keep going as though they're not at fault. In fact, they give this sheepish look/attitude: "I was considerate enough to slow down, that shows I respect the sign. But I have to turn cos a guy behind me is honking". That's an extremely lame excuse. Speaking of these honking guys, it becomes more hilarious. I make it a point not to go if the signal's in red, or if a cop signals me to go ahead with the turn. Whenever I stop, I have guys honking and shouting at me. I politely show them the sign, and all they say is: "When everyone is going, what's your problem?". That's the discipline they follow! Discipline in maintaining chaos!

There're so many things that I can point out to highlight this behaviour! Honking in No Horn zones, creating pile of garbage (one would've started, and the rest follow, claiming it to be the fault of the preceding guy...excellent!) And many more! I agree I'm not the perfect citizen...but atleast I try my best to follow basic rules to ensure road safety...and possess basic civic sense. If not anything, atleast follow the signs people! How difficult is that? It's about time we channelize our discipline in the proper direction...
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Vettaikaran...poor hunter

Before I begin, I must mention that I "used" to be a hardcore Vijay fan...past few movies have made my fanatism feelings gradually deteriorate. Today, it's gone out of the window. Vettaikaran...apt title! The hunter that hunts every fan and tortures him/her. Never in my life have I mindlessly watched a movie like this! An actor whose experience is commendable, has forgotten to act and has depended on his stereotypical gestures and movements. He has failed to emote at crucial scenes. Even his backup dancers emoted better than him...to make things worse, his 8yr old son does a small cameo, thus sealing his fate! Imagine, when he does step into the industry in future...he'll have to mention that Vettaikaran was his debut! Let me clarify this: this is not a review...just a way to vent my depression! His song was apt: (translated in English): if I hit u can't bear it, u'll have 4 sleepless months...he's right...his blow has hit me so hard, I'll have a tough time sleeping...sigh! How the mighty has fallen!
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Are we extra-terrestrials? I thought I was a Naidu!

To kill some time and feed my fiction thirst, I tried reading "Deception Point" by Dan Brown. Agreed it's an old book; for anyone who knows my book reading habit will not be surprised. At some point in the book, it's mentioned that life on earth itself was not terrestrial, infact, very much extra-terrestrial! It's quite possible that the earliest sign of life could have been embedded deep inside a meteorite that upon impact, started evoluting? Fact or fiction, that sounds bizzare!

If it is true, that we're extra terrestrials, it's sad to note that we really aren't behaving like one. We always visualize and assume that extra terrestrials are a higher life form, much more advanced (transformers, star wars, chicken little and many more!). Why is it that we call ourselves "just human", and go about destroying the planet in the pretext of adapting to our needs? Quoted from the matrix: unlike mammals, who adapt themselves to suit the surroundings, human beings change the surroundings to suit their needs. I think it's about time we stop destroying the earth by excavating, building, draining etc. Be an alien! Make a hover vehicle ;-), or maybe even hovering apartments (jetsons) :-D. Coming to think of it, we might as well make more high rises rather than spreading out. Going vertical makes more sense than spreading horizontally. There used to be a time when driving to the zoo outside Chennai city used to be a long, fun trip, through villages and small towns. Today, there're gated communities right behind the zoo. In fact, the zoo is almost "engulfed" by the city!

In anycase, it's time we put that up on our "social responsibility list": do not destroy the planet. It's not ours.

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Stupid shozu made the image blurry. Here's the proper one!

AKDR Golf Range, OMR

My newfound sport/hobby! Finally :-p

Pure "in-your-face" richman in Chennai!

I was following this unregistered car last Saturday, wondering what it was. When I got close, I was shocked to find out that it was a bentley continental GT. Made me wonder if our so-called conservative city had begun to shed its image and start showing some financial clout on wheels! In any case, that's an amazing set of wheels I must say! And To think that I almost banged the car's rear, while focussing on my average photography skills with my antique PDA phone :-p ...

An approaching storm

An approaching storm, seen from Besant Nagar Elliots Beach. Sometime in last week of November 2009

Human Being...the most dangerous being in the universe? Maybe…

November 26, 2008

Like any other evening, I sat at my laptop, eating a piece of truffle cake and watching a movie, “The Producers” today…out of nowhere, a house fly flew past my screen, and was hovering around me and my plate. It looked slow though. It was either wet/damp, or heavy, or maybe even pregnant? It kept irritating me for a moment or two. After a while, it landed on my plate. Not on the cake exactly, but on the plate though. Without thinking, purely on impulse…I ended its life. I do not want to say how I killed it.

 

While I was doing it, I didn’t realize what I was doing. But the moment it was done, I wondered why I did something ghastly like that. What drove me to do it? Maybe from an average human being’s perspective, the fly was about 1/200^th or little more than that, of our size. So crushing it wouldn’t really make a big difference. It’s next to nothing. But when viewing this from the fly’s perspective, out of nowhere, a giant object came hurling towards it, and ended its life in a very, very painful manner. Even the almost-invincible cockroach, which I was told can survive nuclear radiations and so on, can’t escape the brutal squishing or crushing death by a human being.

 

Many of you reading this entry might find this stupid, wondering why I am making a big deal out of this. I might even get comments at the end of this note, that may have hints of insults (most of them would probably call me an “uncle”). But think for a moment my friends. Think about all the cockroaches, ants, snakes, worms etc. that you and I have killed for no reasons mostly. Or to be precise, only one reason: fear. The sole reason why we developed weapons, cages, sleeping darts (or poisoned darts to keep the flow) etc….FEAR. To be precise, in my opinion, it’s fear of survival.

 

All this thought process made me recollect another object being displayed at the Crocodile Park on ECR, on route to Mahabalipuram from Chennai. This object was a small cupboard, and had a display board/signage that said: behind these doors, is the most dangerous creature/animal on earth…and when I opened, I saw a mirror.

 

My intention is not to point out and start a debate on insect killings etc. If not anything, it’ll surely lead to Non-Vegetarianism and so on. My point is to help you realize the sheer might of our race…which we often misuse knowingly, or unknowingly out of fear. We think there’re aliens much more powerful, portrayed by sci-fi fantasy creators, having super powerful weapons and strength…they come here and become superheroes, or super-villains…for all that you know, they could be watching us, wondering if they should even set foot here to make friends. Cos the moment they send a messenger, we most probably won’t let him/her/it talk. We would rather arrest him/her/it and subject him/her/it to lab tests…

 

Ladies and gentlemen…we could be the most powerful being in the universe…so you can either celebrate, or wonder why we have probably misused this…I for now, am praying forgiveness to god for acting mercilessly against a living being …